•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.